Featured · The actual app
MacSlowCooker REAL · OSS
Free · Apache 2.0 · Apple Silicon & Intel
macOS Dock-icon GPU / temperature / fan / power monitor with a cooking-pot metaphor. Live floating window, MRTG-style 4-panel history, Prometheus exporter, PNG export. Real software.
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For Mac Studio
Cooking Plate
Mac Studio (M1/M2/M3 Max · Ultra)
Your Mac Studio. Now a cooking appliance.
From $89
For Mac mini ×4
Cluster Edition
Mac mini (M1–M4)
Four Mac minis. One plate. Real cooking power.
From $189
For Mac Pro
Smoker Edition
Mac Pro (2019, 2023 M2 Ultra)
The cheese grater, fully realised.
From $399
Apparel · Natural
Tee — Cooking Plate
All Macs. All humans.
Hardware. Now wearable.
From $34
About this store. All accessories listed above are parody concepts.
They do not exist as physical products and are not for sale. Apple is not affiliated
with or aware of this collection. The temperatures and timings shown are real
measurements of MacSlowCooker (the actual app) running on actual Mac hardware —
we just framed them as if they were a cooking appliance product line. Please don't
actually rest cookware on your Mac.
Coming soon (also not real)
MacBook Pro Hot-Plate Sleeve · Mac Pro Smoker Edition · iPad Mini Trivet · AirPort Time Capsule Sous-Vide Bath